The OGs - Carl's Anti-New Year Resolution - Take a Pitcher, It'll Last Longer
WORDS ARE HARD, PUNS ARE FOREVER
Dad could never pronounce the word “picture.” No matter how hard we, or a speech coach, tried, it always came out as “pitcher.” Welp, the man did love pounding some serious ales and so it only seemed right to give up on the correction and just let nature be nature. We get it, it's easier to say. Cheers, Pops.
Throw on these lager printed shades with gold lenses while you raise 60oz in the air and say, “Go on now, child. Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer!” P.S. The silverware in this “pitcher” is 100% necessary.
Range: LIMITED EDITION: Carl's Anti-New Year Resolution
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re rocking your favourite iconic goodrs or jamming on your favourite workout.
Made for Running & Beasting, Great for Biking
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
Glare-reducing, polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).