BFGs - Farmer Von’s Triple Pump

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ALL TIME TRIPLE PUMPER


The Denver Donkeys are the best team in football. Period. In no small part due to everyone’s favorite chicken farmer and egregious triple pumpin’ pass rusher. These blue and orange shades were made for fast runners like him and slow runners, like you!

Range: BEAST FUCK!NG GOODRS

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.

NO SLIP

A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

NO BOUNCE

Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

REFLECTIVE LENSES

Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.

NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.


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